Harry at the Arsenal game yesterday

Harry Styles & Caroline Flack

Harry, S Club Juniors’ on stage, what would your scream be like? x

What is it? — It’s my… big thing record of the week, comes from a band called One Direction. — HA, OF COURSE IT DOES!

Tell us about him. — Who? — This Harry Styles, that you bathe with or whatever you do with him. — I don’t bathe with him. — You don’t? Didn’t I read a tweet “Having a bath with Harry Styles”, or have I just made that up?

(Simon Amstell on The Breakfast Show, December 20)